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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Wait what.. that makes no sense. I haven't seen this movie; was it a satire or like a fourth wall break or some sort of a joke?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Wow, and here I thought the writer of that book, Homer Simpson, didn't exist!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I’m also in possession of original hand-written letters by Jesus Christ himself, inside the original envelope complete with the “par avion” stamp that my neighbour gifted me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

What’s that about ?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Glasses make you more clever. This is why I wear a higher prescription than I actually need.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's okay because when your friend decides to give you a makeover so you can be "hot" they just need to take your glasses off after they fix your hair. It's fine really. No issues at all. Why did you have them on in the first place?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Left end of the bell curve: wow signed first edition of the Illiad is so rare

Middle of the bell curve: haha she's stupid because Homer is from ancient Greece

Right end of the bell curve: wow signed first edition of the Illiad is so rare

(The Illiad as a modern translated work can have multiple editions from an author)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

She obviously meant the first edition Penguin classics paperback.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Actual Right End: that's not what you'd refer to as a first edition of The Illiad, unless you're an idiot

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You say, as you spell 'The Illiad' in English, the earliest instance of which was translated in the 1600s.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Nice self report

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Further right of the bell curve than you just to win the silly semantics game you're playing: if you're calling it "The Illiad" and not "Ἰλιάς" you are defacto referring to the book titled "The Illiad" which is the English translation which indeed had a much more recent publication date than the original work.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I can get you a signed edition of the Bible right now as long as you don’t care which company printed it or who signs it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

buy bible, sign out myself, eBay, profit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Or which edition it is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

op said first edition, not signed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I can do a first edition of the Bible. No guarantees on which edition though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ok, pick a scroll any scroll

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

They just a word

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Alexander Pope.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Do not steal

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Actual bell curve: a eugenics source book also the basis for Idiocracy so you decide I guess.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Jesus actually wrote a book! I got it, he signed it. His cursive is really becoming

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What's like the coolest, most impressive literary book you can think of? But it has to be something most idiots will recognize.

I don't know, The Iliad?

Awesome. I need a rare book for this screenplay I'm writing. "First edition, signed copy..."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

every copy can be a signed copy, just get a pen

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

This is an AI style blunder.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

That's nothin', can't beat my signed first draft of the Mahabharata, before it was ever even sent to an editor!

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago

To my darling Candy.

All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

Homer.

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