when i was a kid my sister and i were playing with a fishing net, she threw it over me and one of the wires got behind my ear ring (just one of those little stud earrings) and she pulled and almost ripped my earring out of my ear
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Yeah, you wanna hoop, so shoot, baby, shoot
Uh, it's time to hoop, so shoot, baby, shoot, baby
Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam
Nah, they're cute. <3
I'm going to wear them while working on the lathe
Be CAREful
Dunk on those hoops.
They don't even look good.
You know the sound of Velcro being torn off really quick?
grab the plates 'cause you just got served my feathered friend.