This is false, you also need vim and tmux
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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Microsoft Word is the only text editor I need.
Idk about you but I use echo and sed to edit my files.
Let's just get this out of the way
Before nginx was a thing, I worked with a guy who forked apache httpd and wrote this blog in C, like, literally embedded html and css inside the server, so when he made a tpyo or was adding another post he had to recompile the source code. The performance was out of this world.
There are a lot of solutions like that in rust. You basically compile the template into your code.
yeah, templates can be parsed at compile time but these frameworks are not embeeding whole fucking prerendered static pages/assets
my website's backend is made with bash, it calls make for every request and it probably has hundreds of remote arbitrary code execution bugs that will get me pwned someday, it's great
edit: to clarify, it uses a rust program i made to expose the bash scripts as http endpoints, i'm not crazy enough to implement http in bash
it behaves like a static file server, but if a file has the others-execute permission bit set it executes the file instead of reading it
it's surprisingly nice for prototyping since you can just write a cli program and it's automatically available over http too
For my own sanity, I choose to believe you're lying
who hurt you?
These wounds appear to be self-inflicted.
What if, get this, we put the bash scripts in yaml. And then put it in kubernetes.