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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

my website's backend is made with bash, it calls make for every request and it probably has hundreds of remote arbitrary code execution bugs that will get me pwned someday, it's great

edit: to clarify, it uses a rust program i made to expose the bash scripts as http endpoints, i'm not crazy enough to implement http in bash

it behaves like a static file server, but if a file has the others-execute permission bit set it executes the file instead of reading it

it's surprisingly nice for prototyping since you can just write a cli program and it's automatically available over http too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

For my own sanity, I choose to believe you're lying

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

who hurt you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

These wounds appear to be self-inflicted.