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Which way, Western man? (feddit.de)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Violent sex

Problem solved

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Instructions unclear, Slaanesh is telling me to use more car battery clamps, they aren't specifying how or what to use them for

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Given that free love experiments have generally failed in human history, while limitless violence experiments are a roaring success, I think I know which way humans have gone.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Bonobos, knowing that ACAB, didn't have a CIA to invent HIV.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Both, but it doesn’t work

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

both species live in social groups that exhibit both sexual and violent behaviors.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mafuckas read 'Sex at Dawn' and think they got it all figured out. And then they try to get their friends to swing with them.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Or read Palahniuk and want their friends to swing on them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Split the diff with Sex and Violence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKhrQhdxjI8

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Freeuse is the future.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Everyone belongs to everyone.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

There's probably some MF DOOM lines that'd fit with that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's funny because it's true?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Well, it's not really true. Both of those descriptions are highly flawed.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But chimps are hominids.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

that's half of the joke, good job!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

I had bonobos confused with gibbons for a few hours, so I think that's why it didn't match up right for me.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

How about both?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do you want Cenobites? Because that's how you get Cenobites.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I mean...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Glad I'm not the only one thinking that! Bot if I had to choose is sex of course!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

...Yeah... Of course...

I mean you can combine both, ever heard about guro?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

for the sake of argument and plausible deniability let's assume I don't. Any good pointers to look up?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Its basically snuf porn but hentai, you don't want to. Its best described as very violent necrophilia.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's not all death. It's also mutilation, choking, blood, etc.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Mutilation is usually Amputee, Chocking and a little blood are within BDSM. Guro however means so much of it all that it either displays death directly or implicates death.

For clarification, you aren't wrong but may have missed the point. Nowadays guro is mostly gore, it was different (less extreme) at the start.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Bonobos have it all figured out.
Something scary happened a few trees over? Sex!
A logging vehicle spotted in the distance? Giggity!
Little timmy fell down the well? ❤️ Some hairless ape left an empty cardboard box on the ground? Cue the porn groove.
Chimpanzees encroaching on you territory? Let's outbreed them!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

I wonder how they have time to accomplish anything else in life

I also wonder how long their refractory period is.