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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

So manly that they'll get deep inside you

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

What's more manly than never letting your dick touch a woman's estrogen filled vagina? Nothing, except maybe letting another man inject his testosterone into your anus with his dick.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

His Grindr nickname is probably "FatherBottom."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

So fragile, so scared. They are so terrified of being perceived as lesser men that they resort to this crap. It's just that you could only feel sorry for them... if they didn't suck, that is.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

that's like 3 layers of scam: church, manliness and absurd levels

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[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 week ago (29 children)

I feel bad for the men that get indoctrinated by this guy. Just like a lot of people that get taken in by religion, these people are looking for some understanding or change that really can only come from within but the church is promising that religion is the only way.

These men don’t understand that there is no black and white/ universal version of “manliness”. We all have to decide for ourselves what “being a man” means.

I go with a simple definition: as someone who was born a man and continues to identify as a man, my feeling is that, anything I do is “manly” because I am a man. Doesn’t matter if it’s sewing, hunting, or eating soup (which the preacher in the article seems to think is not manly)

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

doggedly backed the invasion of Ukraine, calling it a Holy War

Yeah I don't really give a shit about their concept of the male gender. Apparently it involves fathering many children, so that Russia doesn't run out of soldiers for the hundred years of glorious holy war it will take to defeat NATO and save the world. If you really want to reach the ultimate heights of manliness, try wearing eye shadow, practicing embroidery, and watching Hello Kitty while remaining confidently masculine.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Always fun witnessing another round of people arguing over whose church is dumber.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's a hoot. These Ultra Incels think the Orthodox Church is going to hand them a submissive woman. Sounds like their new church is a sausage fest up in there.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago
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