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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

He looks like he would be handy on a trip through Ravenholm.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Pro tip: if you're worried about your manliness you should go to therapy not to church.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

it's funny how I'm the boogeyman for all these supposedly manly men.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I assume jebus is somehow involved?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Jesus was known for being a man

[–] [email protected] 70 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Watching gay porn is twice as manly as watching straight porn.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

sounds like a porno theme.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago

Nothing gayer than having sex with women.

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