but most people are on tinder to get off
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fondly remembering the fate of the last politician who told young people to get out and have sex
He's just upset there isn't a version of Grindr for furniture.
Furnitr
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Does he believe humans can reproduce asexually?
Americans To JD Vance: Find something tall and fall from it.
Just scrolling by, and...
Fucking lol.
Nothing suppresses the procreation instinct quite like JD Vance speaking about procreation.
Edit: Here's an nightmare scenario I unfortunately thought of, and will now share it with everybody. Imagine JD Vance stumping for increasing the birth rate, and watching him awkwardly try to touch pregnant women's bellies while interacting.
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Cool, so we’re going to file anti-trust suits against matchgroup, right..?
population collapse is, honestly, a big problem and will increase / be drastic in 1-2 decades when it fully hits.
...so make everything about having a child (housing, child care, food, healthcare) cheaper.
ffs
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Wait hold on
Tinder is a way to make babies, why would he want people off of Tinder?
Nobody is matching with him :(
Come on, he uses Grindr.
Nah, he uses Crate and Barrel.
Chaiselongur, he's a man of class and fine leather.
This American to JD Vance(and other Republicans): stop worrying so much about other people’s bedrooms, it’s the behavior of creeps and pervs.
Wish in one hand, fuck a couch in the other, see which one fills up first
People end up with some truly bizarre beliefs when they're determined to decree what it is that made this country great and so could make it great again, but immediately reject the things that actually did make it great - good wages, progressive taxes and social services.
This guy is tone deaf.
Bold advice from a couch-fucker
We had three, and they all hate you.
One can imagine Vance as the type of person who spends a lot of time thinking about how other people have sex
It's awfully ironic that someone who is so anti-trans is so obsessed with makeup and looking pretty for the cameras. A delicate flower.
Farbeit from me to overwrite what anyone says about their sexuality, but as a bi guy Ive seen probably 20 gay guys exactly like JD Vance and 0 straight guys anything like him lol
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Get off the couch and stop getting off on the couch, someone should tell this antidei fuck
In this economy?!?
Yeah... at this stage, procreating is a clearly unethical choice. I really feel sympathy for the children of today, their lives will not be great.
Yes, you need to buy a couch to fuck (on)
Let me tell you something: if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house
-Dave Chappelle
I spat coffee. Thank you.
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I've had just about enough of this mofo's ridiculous eyeliner...
I see him as a failed unsuccessull jack sparrow wannabe
The one compliment anyone got from Trump's first admin was that "smokey eyes" thing, and JD's just latched on to it hard