Did it burst out of the sewers? Fecking ninjas.
this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2024
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Damn, Mitch McConnell looks pissed.
Not cool James
Praise the dog
“Fuck Yo Toilet!”
"no toilet paper? Fuck it, I'll just shit on the floor and destroy the bathroom while I'm at it"
Classic sulcata assholery.
Poor guy was in an environment too small for them.
Not an asshole! Just an idiot.
But most reptiles are idiots. Love 'em!
Tbf most people are idiots too
Absolutely! But also tbf, as a self-proclaimed idiot, I've never knocked over a toilet before.
Sulcatas have been known to 'accidentally' bust through interior walls, at least in the US, where almost everything is sheetrock.
Yes! Burrowing through drywall is another... "endearing" trait of the Sulcata!
I'm too stupid to do that tbh
Behold, a dog
I just realized I have absolutely no idea how strong turtles are.
"um actually thats a tortoise" is what i almost said, before remembering tortoises are in a group that counts as part of the bigger turtle group
It's turtles all the way down
Don't forget the elephants
Stronger then YOUR FACE
...no I don't know what that means but I'm sticking with it.
I have an easy way to test that
I second this
I second your face
What ever that means, I agree!
Turtle strength: 10/10
c/bananaforscale
🚫🍌
I say banana, you say 🚫🍌, let's call the whole thing on.
James
James
The singular version of James is Jame.
That is a BIG load that someone dropped there!
Like 85 Courics
Hot shit
Clearly he went into a blind rage upon seeing that no one replaced the TP and destroyed the toilet in his anger
Or he ate it like a fruit roll up
This is a valid reaction
Now, is failing to replace the TP worse than putting it in an up-from-under configuration or just as bad?