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I guess the people who downvoted you didn't feel these situations were comparable
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Like Ging did to Wdwune in HxH
Very common cult tactic to this day
Learn from the best.
Also every Hollywood agent with Jewish clients from 1900 until present day.
The names don't have obvious meaning in English but they did in their original languages. Simon is a Hebrew name from the torah and means "he who hears". Peter comes from Petros, the Greek translation of Cephas, the original Aramaic name Jesus gave him and means "rock". So Jesus gave a Jewish guy with a Hebrew name an Aramaic (nick)name because Jesus saw him as the rock (foundation) of his church.
Yeah, his name was Simeon bar Jonah, Simon, son of Jonah, or by modern style, Simon Johnson. Then Jesus pops up and starts calling him the Rock... Simon the Rock Johnson. (also fun gravy, Dwayne means fishhook)
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And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
Matthew 16:18
BTW I know this one because of Angels & Demons.
You can see them too?
Don’t know why you got downvoted, because that is some very good information. Thanks.
Now everything make sense. In spanish, "Peter" is "Pedro", that sounds like "Piedra", that means "Rock"
See also 'petrify' (make into rock) and 'petroleum' (rock fat)
The female for "Pedro" is "Petra", what make it more obvious, and also "Petronila" is a woman name, that comes from "Petroleum"
omg, in french Peter is translated to Pierre which also means "rock"! i always assumed that was a coincidence
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I'm imagining a Reservoir Dogs scene playing out about the names.
Someone on another mission trip is Acolyte Paul! I assign the names, otherwise we'd have a bunch of Jews dead from an argument over who gets to be Acolyte John. So, you are Acolyte Pink!
you tend to do that when you and your buddies are up to street crime
What's the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent meal of loaves and fishes?
taking multiple roman soldiers' equipment a mile down the road, destruction of money lender property, theft of grain
Not to mention destroying the local bread, fish, and wine economy.
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It worked on Muhammad Ali too