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[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

First it'll be the seats. Next they will remove the floor. Now it's one of those dangling roller coaster rides without rails! πŸ˜ƒ

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

Apart from the deadly practicalities, and the boring route, that does sound kinda fun ngl.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

I hate air travel so much. I have non-local family so deal with a single r/t per year, but that's about my limit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What about people like myself who have POTS and can't be in a standing position for too long? My heart can legit stop causing me to pass out if I'm standing for too long.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Then don't book standing seats?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

Why should I have to be forced to pay more for sitting seats just because I have a disability? What if all the sitting seats are fully booked or the plane has no sitting seats for passengers? It's like intentionally designing a shop with several tall steps at the entrance that would make it impossible for wheelchair users to enter, and the wheelchair users have to pay each time they shop there to have a ramp extended at the entrance so they can enter. It's an example of ablest design.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 16 hours ago

Life is more expensive when you're disabled. That's not news. But why should you be mad about changes that help other people save money? What you should be mad about is that the savings are turned into extra profits instead of going towards making your tickets cheaper.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 18 hours ago

I get your point and I believe people with a disability should get a sitting seat for the same price.

However, this can actually reduce the price for the sitting seat as well. As now more people will be able to fit in the airplane. Meaning that more people can share the costs of the plane. The whole goal of this is to be able to offer lower prices by lowering the costs.

In countries with a high amount of competition this is a good thing, of course in places where there isn't you already have a situation in place where you are already being screwed, and then something such as this won't help.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

This extreme capitalism is absurd and needs to end. People like to pretend that the state taking over industry is some radical thing, but it’s the only way to make it function correctly. Capitalists have not demonstrated an ability to handle anything, they’re like toddlers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

No, the problem is consumers buying the products.

If everybody refused to use the standing seats, they'd eventually HAVE to get rid of them, there'd be no point in having a chunk of the plane empty.

Communists be like, "we must unite to stop capitalists destroying the planet! Now where's that planet destroying steak I paid for..."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 40 minutes ago

So you do support collective action against corporate tyranny? Lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Got to get that body count up these suckers be falling from the skies. Exponential Madness. Slippery Slope. We're all falling down the mountain, grasping for a short rope. Mass hysteria gaslighting clowns, limp dick leadership. Fly to your vacay as the nukes are dropping. YOLO. A world in denial. The show must go on. Welcome to the world of the billionaire welfare queen. The Liberals open the door for their devil. This was always the case. The Sun whorshippers, breed-like rats and whorship idols. Singing their coping mechanisms of toxic positive optimism. Who the hell needs to watch movies anymore? Clown, clown show, clown show. Capitalism in Crisis, everybody's goose stepping. It's easy to destroy but difficult to build. lowest common denominator.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Sir this is a highly confused Wendys...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Second hand coffins, cheap!" -Stan, slaps lid of coffin

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not really worse than standing on the train for hours. But, standing on a train doesn't make the ride cheaper. So, in some ways better than standing on the train

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

I've stood on the bus for 4-5 hours before. When I was younger I could sleep standing on the bus. Not sure if I could pull it off now.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Next stage: inject you with strong sedatives and pack the plane with the bodies

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Lowest common denominator...capitalism in crisis. It's not a joke, man. If they can get away with it, they will.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean honestly though, I'm kinda here for that. It's essentially teleportation at that point.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I am reminded of The Jaunt where animals and humans can survive teleportation only while unconscious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

There's sci-fi show (I think it's "Foundation") where passengers have to be sedated for their high-speed space travel. Not teleportation, but I think it's approaching light speed.

Some alien race can handle it, so they are used as pilots and crew of the ships.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

This is starting to remind me of the show severance lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, I'm broke as shit. So if it halved the cost of the tickets I'd do it, but I'm 99% sure I'd be paying close to the same.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

You must be a wizard. Of course the savings aren't transferred to you. When they fuck up. They put it on the consumer. Time is unwinding. The poor pay more.

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