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hey I'm not just anxious, I'm mortifyingly and disablingly anxious 
Im just a corvid enjoyer, nothing to see here.
Everything that I do offline, funny enough, is actually more than enough information to actively doxx me
Which is why I mainly talk about my online interests.
I follow the trueanon tip "be normal"
except at home my gf thinks im weird but she likes me
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I'm probably the most regular person on hexb...
do you like juggle or something?
I'm totally normal actually, that's why I post regularly on this niche internet forum for a largely despised radical leftist tendency.
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I might be the only person on earth whose paid jobs this year have included both "mover" and "audio commentary recording for the UK release of a seminal European arthouse film" so I guess I have that going for me weirdness-wise
over the last few years i’ve gotten legitimately good at guitar. it has made me less eager to throw hands for fear of fuckin up my money makers. so indeed i’d probably use my foots and toes more in a fight. not that injuring my legs would be much better (i cook with my lower limbs) but yeah
i only play songs off the cia torture playlist
Skinny Puppy fucking rules
I overshare if that counts!
I got ionized. But I'm okay now.
I mean I can only piss outside, now, but otherwise I'm completely ok.
@[email protected] is obviously a weirdo, moreso than anyone else in here. Just wanted to clarify that.
I'm normal
laugh track 
I'M NORMAL
Sure, comrade, and a vote for third party is a vote for Trump. 
If you're so normal, what's a badpost?
In farming, sometimes you gotta repair a fencepost, because it's a badpost. Got that wood rot and mildew.
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i invented french onion ramen
I KNOW MORE ABOUT HAGFISH THAN ANYONE IN THIS THREAD
I'm not good at swordfighting, but I love it. I've been struggling to find a non cult kung fu place that teaches weapon techs, so maybe I'll be better at it soon! I'm not bougie enough for fencing and HEMA is too scary to approach.
Don't know about weapon techs, but I have been to a Wing Chun place that I really liked. Maybe I would have learned more about self defence from something like Krav Maga, but I do feel much more confident in my ability to fight back if I need to now
There's a Wing Chun in my area that I'll probs fall back on if I can't find what I'm looking for.
I find krav maga to be kinda gross. Jujitsu + Muay Thai is the same foundations without getting into Israeli traditions.
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manipulated time to get 3 days in every 24 hour period
Eey I remember that
But it's like you're all queer, not-cis, and anxious and that's it.
Those don't count?! 
yawn 
I rescue talking cats from pirates in outer space and I have a clone I trapped in wonky space.
Nah
I'm a 7-string bass enjoyer. Yes.
Also, my ability to sing both high-pitched falsetto and harsh, low, and guttural death growls apparently makes me a weirdo, too.
My bass has normal strings and i too can Judas Priest as well as Death Metal. I can't sing normally all that great but I'm on pitch if I'm screaming and falsetto is the same technique. I wish I liked black metal more cause I crush thsr general style. Figured out how to throat sing recently and really wanna use that in a funeral Doom context, like early Anathema style
Also, my ability to sing both high-pitched falsetto and harsh, low, and guttural death growls apparently makes me a weirdo, too.
hey you can do MTH by yourself
or We Came As Romans
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Spent too much time going chatting shit online and going to wrestling shows, so now i know basically everyone in the main event scenes in wrestling.
oh uhhmmmmm, i have a pet snake, that's pretty cool right?
What's Snakey Jakey's name?
his name is pinkie (he is pink and i like my little pony)
i named him when i was like 12 okay
He sounds very cute.
I did 90 Day Fiancé before it was a thing. I met my ex in 2011 and we talked online before I moved to her country and lived with her for a bit.
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Heh. Yeah. I'm weird. I guess you could say that. Grins. Don't ask what's going on inside my mind it might be too much for you. Im not normal. I'm twisted. But I still have a good heart. Im still just a person.
Sorry I have to stop now. Things are getting too real for me. Gonna have to go cool off. Smiles sadly.