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If a Cybertruck rolls over to demand belly rubs, it is a TRICK. Do NOT fall for it -- it will grab your arm and start kicking and biting! 
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Legalized Comedy
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
I've fallen and I can't get up
CyberFucked
Dead and dried up cybertbug
"eye in the sky traffic update: looks like a medium sized dumpster fell off a truck and is obstructing the east bound lane. Take care when driving in that area, looks like the road crews haven't arrived yet. "
"Do a barrel roll!" 
¡ɥƃnoɥʇ ʞɔnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ǝʌol llᴉʇS
Full self-drunk-driving.
Nature Show Narrator: When it perceives a threat, the Cybertruck will roll onto its back and expose its belly to indicate submission. In this case, the Cybertruck has spotted a gentle slope - it hopes to survive the encounter.
Haha.
[Edit: Working link. The carscoops.com link had a *removed* problem.]