this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Isn't the bone on the outside?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Shane, stop labeling the eggs as boneless chickens.

-management

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

@Trex202
Boneless chickens are eggs? Ahhh make sense... Eggs are still chickenz
@lemmyshitpost

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You know it's old, because eggs do not cost even remotely that much anymore.....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

$4.20 a dozen... maybe not where you live

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago
  • Gluten-free
  • Vegan (the chickens)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Obligatory: Most eggs aren't fertilised. So they don't contain unborn chicken. You are basically eating the chicken's period.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

More accurate to say that you're eating baby food for chickens, since that's what's sustaining the embryos until they hatch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

uwu

I hope the chicken didn't consent. It's more fun that way!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you saying chicken periods have bones?

Because I’m not seeing the lie…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you drink period blood you're not eating a human

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 days ago

Not a whole one, but a part of one..
…like a chicken leg.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You are basically eating the chickens. Full stop.

Got it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

By this logic, every time you nut into a condom you are killing millions of humans.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What about protestant chickens?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Oh, they can lay eggs left and right and Protestant Chicken God is fine with it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I mean, depending on who you ask, you'll get some different answers to that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was just making a pun on “period.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I am quite dense, apologies