this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Every time I hear the term "gender fluid" I imagine something you have to periodically replace at a garage.

"Have you seen John?" "Oh, his gender fluid was low so he went downtown for a refill"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Don't forget to change your gender fluid every 10k km or every 6 months, whichever come first!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

That’s what I call my testosterone shot sometimes. My precious vials of gender fluid.