"Coochie is a bitchy."
this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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Just a heads up that the s is like the s in sake, not z in is or realise.
Oof, thank you for this mnemonic because I need to remember the word for this description of myself.
Also I hate you.
What if your mouth is lonely for uh, other things?
You might be able to autofellate with some practice.
Did... did you just tell me to go fuck myself? Because if so my good sir or madam then CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
口寂しい means "lonely mouth", smokers often use it when they've kicked the habit.
Megasluts like me use it, too.
Hey how’s it going do you like Gundams and macaroni wassup get back to me 👈👈😉
Macaroni!
I feel like this is a reference but I don’t get it. :C
It’s not I just thought it sounded funny lol
Macaroni~
I hope you’ve had a nice day. You’ve brightened mine, so thanks for that.
(he wants to fuck your mouth)
How do you gather that?
how do i say bukkake in Japanese
ぶっ掛ける means to splash/pour a liquid onto someone or something (like a dish).
Or cummies on someone’s face. Like mine.
splash/pour a liquid onto someone
🤨
cummies on someone’s face
😱
ぶっ (bu) is just something you add to make certain verbs sound more aggressive, disorderly, or even vulgar. So bukkake just means splash aggressively. We have a dish called Bukkake-don, which means a bowl of rice that's been splashed with a bunch of toppings. It's just a normal word, just like how you can use "facial" in everyday context without sounding like a sex fiend in English.
I wish I was Bukkake-don. 😌
you got the - in slightly the wrong spot
I believe the term you are looking for is “horny”.
Or as Dr. Freud would call it, and oral fixation.
How dare you assume my horniness, I meant drugs! I mean sure I'm randy as fuck too, but one fix at a time.
Ahaha forgive me for assuming your vice, friend. This is the internet, after all. I assume horniness is the default.
If you’re determined, you can kill two birds with one stone…
Which birds need to be killed?
🗨️
I brush my teeth twice a day. Isn't that enough!?
Depends on how you do it ;-)