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I'd be the guy about to throw a grenade.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

The one that someone perched on top of a lamp that later turned on and melted it, which a parent only noticed when the intensely acrid smell of burning plastic filled the house.

I'm ok.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The big magnifier glass that melts them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

The ones without weapons (the only ones I was allowed….lol)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

One of the ones lying down. I'm old and tired.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bazooka guy doing a lunge!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

"Every day is a leg day." ~ Bill Burr

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The one that is inexplicably a different shade of green and slightly different size from all of the other ones.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

"You will notice my ludicrous scar and obvious limp"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Acab includes those little green guys

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That remind me anyone play those old "Army Men" video games with the green army figures?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hell yeah. They were kinda dope.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Those were the first time I legit feared friendly fire by mortar

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

bazooka guy

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'd be one of the tan ones

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Binocular Guy on Green Team: enemy spotted!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

flamethrower guy

born to grill

grill grillman

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

the radio guy

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The one who frags his commander

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The green army guys can be fighting whatever war you want

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Oh in that case I'll be the guy with the little medic bag

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Crucial guy. Heals people with stuff from the bag

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Chunks of plastic and a cigarette lighter cures all wounds.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Why does Dirt_Owl always get the good toys. Not fair angery

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

We called him glasses, RIP

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Laying prone. Seems chill.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Huge boost to the camo index as well

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Mortar guy

He always seemed smart and capable

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Theyrenall good calls but I agree. Confident stance

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I always appreciate the dynamism of the pose for the fellas who were in the middle of throwing a grenade, I don't think they had any other weapon

Honorable mention to the binocs officer, used to love that one

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

That guy just had a grenade left. Very last stand

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Yes and the Grenade throwers were always pretty rare. In a big pack of 50 you'd get like 3.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

That guy was cool

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The nerd with the metal detector looking for cool shit while everyone is off doing boring war stuff

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Clicked here to post this exact same comment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I keep finding these boring things that say "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY" on them, but on the plus side I've found a few coins and old bottlecaps to take home!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

The one hoisting his gun over his head in victory waaay too early in the battle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Both Victory and Surrender pose. Two messages, one figure.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

That guy ruled

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Aspirationally the parachute one but realisticly the one in the VCR.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

The one left on the radiator too long

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I wanna be the guy with the radio who keeps calling a wendys instead of ordering an airstrike

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

"Sir, it's a felony to tease the order box."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Radio guy is dope. He doesn't even have a weapon, he'd armed solely with calling Wendy's for an airstrike

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm that guy crawling on the ground that kinda looks like it's dancing if you stand it up on its feet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Omg I wasn't the only one that did that?