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Look at it's face. It calls to me.

Edit: I fucking ordered it, what's wrong with me?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

As a later in life purchaser of my first stuffy in decades, a capybara with a gaze I also couldn’t escape, it’s drastically improved my life for the better. I mean not really, but it’s just a little one and I keep it in my work bag, and it gives me a little smile - esp. since those fuckers are insistent I can no longer wfh with my real-life kitty :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

No such thing. Bought so many plushies last year after deciding to stop caring what people think

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I need this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Buy the cute doll, you dork face

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Literally any age is acceptable to buy plushies

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I'm older than you might expect and still buy many plushies so no such thing. Buy it comrade you deserve cute treats too

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

n+1, where n = userCurrentAge

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

n-1 where n=usercurrentage

You can't ever have the plush :(

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

By around 100 or so, you really aught to be able to get someone else to buy the plushie for you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

oh you have to buy this little guy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

buy the plushie. snuggle the plushie

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

I still buy plushies at 25 lmao

And I'd still buy them if I was 250

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

It's super cute. And the answer to your question is: You're never too old.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It’s not an owl so you can’t.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

imagining a person that only buys human plushies and getting a strong creepy energy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Cheers for that image, I wanted to sleep tonight, but fucking never mind.