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[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 minutes ago

5 or 20, depending on how cold the room is

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 minutes ago

18, id like to see a statistic of this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 26 minutes ago

20 if I showered, 3 if I didn't

[–] [email protected] 2 points 29 minutes ago (1 children)

If someone does 15, they need to go to jail. A bra is uncomfortable to sleep with and sleeping with only a bra is psychotic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 minutes ago (1 children)

In some series back in the day a lady said something along the lines of "I need to start sleeping with a bra on so my boobs wont sag so much" so idk if that is a functional reason for it? Boobless here so cannot give any view on the matter otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 minutes ago

I never considered that and that's still uncomfortable af. But then again some people willingly wear corsets.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 55 minutes ago

Fluctuate between 16 and 20

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

2, to keep the Ass Höle molecules off my sheets, and the cat hair off my chest

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

5 in summer, 16 in winter.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

My wife is bottomless with a shirt these days. Calls it Pooh bear

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 minutes ago

It is a fine line between a Pooh bear and a goblin mode. Depends if that attire stays in the bedroom I guess.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

im 20 and my girlfriend is 14

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Usually 20; been doing 5, lately.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

20 at home, 18 somewhere else.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

16-21. As long as there’s no top. I will get so twisted up and then it feels claustrophobic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

21 is full PVC body suit w/ zipper over mouth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

No matter how I go to sleep, I always wake up 20. Always been that way. I have socks on, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

U should check under your bed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, maybe the dust bunnies strip me at night.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

I have underwear on to keep my junk in check but I'm not sure why I would wear a shirt to bed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Usually 3, sometimes 18 if its hot in my room. However, I'm considering switching to 5 & 20 as of late.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

18 if by myself 20 with the girlfriend I make-believe I have.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Was this meme part of a contest to see how destroyed you can make a meme by JPEG compression artifacts? I've seen clearer images looking through a windshield smeared in vaseline on a cloudy day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I've never had vaseline on a windshield on a foggy day, just on an overcast one. You'd have to try it yourself.

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