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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

it would probably be easier to avoid over consumption.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Counterpoint: I can bite my tongue even when I am full.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Imagine the oral fetishes that would come out of this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

excellent work

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Maybe that's my secret ... I'm always hungry.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Thanks I hate it

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

The invention of blenders would have brought about a global obesity crisis if they werent immediately stigmatized as a sign of dental disfunction.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Put the request on github for the next release

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

There would definitely be sexual implications

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Never blow someone while hungry!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I'm betting my man would be pretty happy and keep me well fed.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Imagine having to go to the dentist to get your erectile disfunction treated

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Appetizers would almost universally be soft foods and dense drinks

Congratulations, you destroyed mozzarella sticks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Fucking millennials.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

It's just foreplay.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't appetizers be the hardest, and desserts the softest?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The point of the appetizer is to get you ready for the main course, so a soft yet flavorful beginner would be the most effective at getting people's teeth hard for the entree.

It'd be like a gustatory strip tease

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Ya'll must have some strange eating habits. I'm usually hungry before I eat...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

My grandpa would munch mozz sticks and raw bacon all day, and had zero teeth. Don't tell people what they can't do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Vermin Supreme would like to have a word about regular oral hygiene...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a fun idea for that movie Everything Everywhere All at Once

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

that movie is sooooo good!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Pavlov wouldn't need a dog for this.

just look at those smiles at food commercials.

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