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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I hope that we are finally watching the end of Twitter.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Ketamine disassociated Elon gone rouge!

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

"The rogue Employee, identified as one Melon Usk, has now been sent to bed without supper."

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Elon: "we could find this guy ourselves, pull his big old butt out of his costume and give him a spanking!"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago

My brother posted from my account

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

2. an elephant or other large wild animal or billionaire driven away or living apart from the herd and having savage or destructive tendencies.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

melon-musk "Snk! *Other assorted noises of barely contained mirth* Haha, fooled you all! IT WAS ME! Rogue was the class I ~~paid someone to~~ play as in WoW! Get it? Aren't I cool and funny and epic!"

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No way he'd play a rogue, or even pretend to play a rogue, he'd play a Paladin or something because of the "cool armor" and brag about how he has the highest DPS and never tanks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

So a liability.

I play FFXI. Our Paladins paladin. You tank like a beast or you GTFO. Damage comes from the Rangers and Samurai and Black Mages. Nobody expects the pally to do a god damn thing for DPS. The pally soaks damage and holds hate, the White Mages heal them. A good Paladin can keep hate off my Ranger. Good luck with that, BTW.

Of course Elmo would claim to be the top pally with the best DPS on the entire server. Y'know, because he's full of shit.

"We'll be on Mars by next year" 8 years ago. "Full self-driving next year!" 10 years ago. Sure bud. And I'm going to fart pixie dust tomorrow. YUP! Feckless removed. He is literally the most useless person that has ever lived. He is living proof that "meritocracy" is imaginary. Richest person on Earth and completely and utterly useless.

Edit: I accept that removal, despite it being used in the European context. Dude still sucks though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yeah, that was exactly what I was getting at, he'd pick a team play, tank class and try to play them like DPS and brag about being too good at the game for team raids or something.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Now it is doing the same thing but with holocaust denial

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Islamophobic rants have begun as well

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

Twitternacht

[–] [email protected] 63 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That "Rogue Employee's" name: Egon Mursk.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Adrian Dittmann

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago

the rogue employee: libertarian-approaching