In the PNW at least, faces like that also crafted the beer. Ashes to ashes, beard to beard.
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2024
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Was gonna say, these guys look like my neighbors, my sisters husbands, and co workers.
These guys look like me...
Aw fuck!
You're your sister's husband? Wouldn't that put you quite a distance southeast of the PNW?
Nah, lol. Im just saying everyone here looks the same
Hops to malt
I feel attacked.
I didn’t say anything negative about them.
In a peak hipster move, they’re all married to each other to get a tax break on the most expensive loft in the Greenpoint neighborhood in Brooklyn.
"Monogamy? In this economy?"
In the best of NYC tradition, they’re all committing benefits fraud by registering each other with the city as dependants so they all collect $5K/month in SNAP and $2K/month in Cash Assistance. Each. Their loft is rent controlled, and the city pays 100% of rent and utilities. They all have free health insurance, paid by the city of New York.
They keep insisting it’s totally ironically though and they’re, in fact, not gay.
They also probably run their own men’s skincare line, with names like “Face Mud” and “Beard Grease” as not to offend anyone’s “masculinity”, but it’s actually very fancy and couture with organic, fair-trade ingredients, produced by hand, on their roof.
They all have names like Jasper or Hamilton and will name their pets Bill Furray or Adolf Kitler.
Me and the boys
Personally I feel like the guy taking the photo and the bald guy might be nice to hang out with based on vibes
Ok, that bald dude is ROCKING the look.
Nobody told these gents that there is such a thing as having too much personality.
No such thing. Live out loud, grow a big beard if you want.
These are also the guys that brew my coffee and look at me weird if I put cream in it.
I am on their side. Do what you want, it's your coffee, you have to like it, but we do what we want, we silently judge.
But they're not fat?
They’re bears
Guy in the beard in the bottom left corner pulling some serious Ian Mythic Quest vibes
Beards are ruined now for a spell. I should shave mine.
Nah, just don't trim it and let it get proper bushy
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