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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 99 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

“Haha, well played! Now look behind you, motherfucker.”

You turn around and see your toaster lassoing its power cord right before strangling you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The safe word is "pop tart"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

what'd you call me?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I keep trying gifs and they keep not working, but whatever. Couldn't help but think of the brave little toaster after I read your comment.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Hey thanks for letting me know. I'll take a boost wherever I can get it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Funny. Doesn't work for me. And I'm the one who put it there! Good to know though, I can stop adding disclaimers to failed gifs.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

AI really hate my townhall, huh?

(Location data default of the middle of a city/town, IP address doesn't reveal your exact location)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

This chat is fake, right?

ChatGPT does not have knowledge of coordinates unless it gets it from a tool. I don’t know anything it can access that would take “find me some urban coordinates somewhere around X.”

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Ahh…

TBH I never use the apps. Of course it uses location.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Wait until it has the power to cut your internet access or brick your decide.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago

Hahaha

Incoming drone based deterrent

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Oi, swank home ya got there, mate!

[–] [email protected] 107 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

Wow, those channels go so inland that I’d take a day only to get to the ocean.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I spent like 5 minutes looking at the address and thinking why it would be funny, until I realized it really is just the dude's address. Oops

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Thanks for flipping this over so we can read it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oh subtle. Nice.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Had to click on the osm link first to get that joke. Nice.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I didn't get the joke. Pls help.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the coordinates are in Australia, which NA people often joke is upsidedown.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah the enemies gate is down

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The coordinates lead to somewhere on the Gold Coast which is in Australia.
Australia = Upside down land

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/upside-down-australia

Upside-Down Australia refers to a common online trope in which Australia and the situations taking place in the continent are represented by an image being flipped upside-down, typically within memes. This is due to the fact that Australia is the largest meme-producing country in the Southern Hemisphere, and with much of the Western meme community concentrated in Europe and North America, they jokingly perceive themselves as right-side-up in comparison to their Australian counterparts. This cliche also shares similarities to the belief that toilets in Australia flush in reverse.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

the belief that toilets in Australia flush in reverse

Isn’t this actually true? I remember reading that water circles the drain (and so toilet water will also circle) in the opposite direction from the Northern hemisphere.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, something something right hand rule

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