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submitted 13 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

is it just wanking? If so, why are people talking about it

Edit - turns out that yes, it is just wanking lol

Edit Edit - honestly, I find it strange that so many of these things have special words. 'edging' , 'creampie' , and now 'gooning'. These are all very mundane activities, lads

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

my 2 cents: most people are using it as a replacement for the word "pervert". it's why everyone calls those gamers who whine about how the woke left is forcing unattractive women into their video games gooners, i think in the past people would have just called them perverts

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

(NSFW) The millennial to zoomer sex revolution

sexpat ---> passport bro
cybersex ---> e-sex
online dating ---> e-date
game ---> rizz
cake ---> gyat
doggystyle ---> backshots
fapping ---> gooning

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

All these e-boys and e-girls going on e-dates, having e-sex

I just want a planned e-conomy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

i don't know and i've long been too afraid to ask

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

my understanding is gooning is when you're jorkin it but the purpose is to just lose yourself in the pleasure of the jork for as long as you can, but that's only my understanding through the literature ive been presented on the subject

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

it's when there are stairs in your house

or aren't stairs in your house

I think aren't? and that way, you're protected

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

”Gooncave” really has a different meaning now, huh.

Or I guess it really doesn't if you think about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Real fiesta cat hours

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

Originally it referred to the transition state between edging and actually cumming (cooming) where it feels so good youre "gone" (where the name comes from)

Now it means high levels of masturbation

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

read theory https://gooncultist.substack.com/p/jerk-off-in-a-language-they-can't

I predicted that when the word “gooning” goes mainstream most people will think it just means “jerking off” and I still think this is the most likely outcome. Legibility confers high-level recognition but not empathy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

It's masturbation in quantities that people know full well is unhealthy but has been renamed to make it an identity and a point of pride.

This can be anything between those that spend 2-3 hours masturbating per day to those that masturbate for 48 hours straight non stop.

My personal belief is that it was intentionally amplified by marketers in the porn industry to bring it to mainstream in order to have this group of people grow as they're the vanguard of porn culture. Now rather than identify negatively with what they do they identify as gooners proudly.

The mainstreaming of the word has flattened its meaning into any act of masturbation being a goon session.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

Think of the difference between wanking and gooning like the difference between someone who rides a bike casually and someone who rides a bike as a hobby. If you're really into riding bikes you get like the bike shorts, fancy helmet, shoes, lights, bells, fancy expensive bike, you ride you bike for hours not as a commute or to reach a destination but because you like bicycling. And then some people just have like a regular bike with no special outfits and accoutrement and maybe they just ride around the neighborhood for a little exercise. Gooning is like turning out the lights, multiple screens, lube, poppers, alcohol, weed, hour plus long sessions, multiple videos playing at once, hypnotic voice overs, all kinds of "extra" stuff. To put it bluntly if I'm horny and just want to finish and it takes like a couple minutes at most, that's not gooning. If I am locked up in my room for 2 hours getting crossfaded, flipping through dozens of videos, and edging a bunch of times, that's gooning.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's when you're an Arsenal fan

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