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Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants (www.vice.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit I forgot Vice was still a thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

They are trying to rebrand. Their OG content was fire but then classic enshitification happened.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Then why the hell is the stock back over $300?!?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago

The Boring Company is propping up the price with the sales of NotAFlameThrowers to DOGE.

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

If no one wants them, they're not worth anything.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 18 hours ago

There's always scrap metal and selling the batteries for other purposes!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Sell them to ocean shipping companies .... they can tie a chain around them and use them as boat anchors

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They'd probably (definitely) suck at that too.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Tbh I'd take one for free. It might look kinda cool in my garden with plants growing out of it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 18 hours ago

i would keep the battery, buy some solar panels, an inverter for my house, and sell the chassis as scrap metal

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Ehhhh, that would require a cybertruck to look cool though.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 18 hours ago

And entire production lines configured to produce shit nobody wants.

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[–] [email protected] 155 points 18 hours ago (11 children)

So then they have $0 worth of cybertrucks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

$0 worth

I'd be willing to pay that for a cyberdump. Wouldn't mind the pubic lovingly trashing it either. It even traps passengers while burning like a complimentary self-cleaning oven feature. The disposal fee might be a bitch.

On further thought, it might not be worth it.

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[–] [email protected] 114 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

simpsons haha meme

[–] [email protected] 14 points 18 hours ago

Came here just to upvote you.

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