While a true Devito may not exist, I do believe it's necessary to create a Devito within yourself for guidance. Core human moral principles only make sense within the context of a Devito. Based on that, could we say that consciousness itself is the reification of Devito's will?
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There was a historical Danny Devito, but his teachings were lost to time. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was filmed almost a century after his death, based on an oral tradition repeating his bits, and we know that those bits have changed over that time and bear little relation to what the Historical Devito taught.
Danny Devito as you mention is a conglomeration of unrelated ancient myths. The only historical evidence (outside of hagiography written in the Philly language) would be ancient census records mentioning at least a dozen Danny Devitos all coexisting, yet none of them have been proven to be the supposed small Italian man who waves guns around.
In fact there's some evidence that the words "Danny Devito" might have simply been a phrase associated with ancient fertility festivals and not a person.
there is no evidence of a "danny devito" having ever existed do not fool yourself. any of this supposed evidence was created by dennis or his followers to convince weak minded people that danny devito exists. you are spreading false information, and i would kindly ask that you stop and reconsider your beliefs.
I saw him buying an ice cream cone one time
no you literally didn't don't lie
Yeah I did I pointed at him and was like “it’s Danny Devito” and then he turned around and said “I’m gonna fucking kill you” before shoving the ice cream cone in his mouth and chasing me
you're absolutely full of shit, danny devito isn't fucking real