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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?

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always sunny is funny but do remember, there is no "danny devito" (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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i hope we all know this and are just doing it as a bit, but sometimes i do see shit on this website that makes me go "oh ya'll are genuinely convinced he exists"

"danny devito" is not real, matilda is an incredibly niche film that very few people have seen.

"frank reynolds" is basically non existent and has been witnessed by such a small portion of the population as to not be relevant. the idea that most people have in their heads about frank reynolds is propaganda made up by unfunny white guys.

we do not live in a world where philadelphia is actually always sunny. there is not an excess of dvds or blu-rays of it.

most of the time when people talk about "danny devito" what they're actually talking about is a mix of two unrelated people, colin farrell who also played the penguin, and wallace shawn who is also a short weird looking guy with a kooky accent.

dee is good. we should be featuring more of her. we should encourage more kaitlin olson featuring whatever lines you and your friend braden can remember. don't fall for dennis's propaganda comrades.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Danny Devito as you mention is a conglomeration of unrelated ancient myths. The only historical evidence (outside of hagiography written in the Philly language) would be ancient census records mentioning at least a dozen Danny Devitos all coexisting, yet none of them have been proven to be the supposed small Italian man who waves guns around.

In fact there's some evidence that the words "Danny Devito" might have simply been a phrase associated with ancient fertility festivals and not a person.