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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

who the fuck is dodging both korea and vietnam in an age of general conscription?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

tRump pulled it on Vietnam.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

can't be trump, it says "get a job".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Back in my day I had to walk to school five times per day on my bare feet over gravel in knee high snow under a blistering hot sun with no water visible for 100 km!

It gave me the character to become a landlord and earn my pay from everyone else!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Be born in 1949

Fake and attracted to same gender.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Yup that was the life for both my brothers (born in 1945 and 1950, me in 57). They kicked it just in time that is for sure.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They left out ‘be white.’ It was a horrific time for anyone else.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Plus not of a religious minority, supporter of womens/gay/black rights, or be LGBT, or be disabled. :/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

ITT: Walter Sobchak.

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