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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

fork found in kitchen

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I feel like the people who keep buying the idea that a pope can be progressive are almost exclusively protestant liberals

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

We should have listened

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago

Internet discovers once again that pope is Catholic

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I keep seeing this posted like it's news.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Truly the wokest pope of our time

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Head priest of pedophile cult has less than agreeable views

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

You'd think people here would stop praising them.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine thinking the pope didn’t hold these beliefs…

People are so fucking dumb…

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seriously he's a catholic.

The best you can hope for is the "hate the sin not the sinner" thing.

Literally best case scenario is "i don't hate you. In fact I really like you. Which is why it makes me sad you're going to hell."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Exactly… I don’t understand this idea that the leader of an archaic organization with archaic beliefs dictated by a made up sky daddy is magically not gonna hold the same archaic beliefs as every single one before them.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Particularly when he's selected by getting together a bunch of other people with the same beliefs to get together and vote on who best represents their beliefs.

The Overton window in America must be so fucking convenient to people who know how to use it.

The fucking guy is a homophobe who doesn't believe in gender equality and the catholic church gets to sell him as a progressive because he gets compared to fox news viewers.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bears shit in the woods, and the pope is catholic.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

and the space pope is reptilian

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

You're telling me the CEO of Catholicism subscribes to Catholic orthodoxy??

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wonder what he'd think about that X-Men character that poops ice cream. Would he consider it a sin to poop ice cream, eat the pooped ice cream, or both??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

X Men 1 cup

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

New folk etymology for pope: poop → poope → pope

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

He's pretty shite, so this tracks

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Duh. Francis also believed this. They also believe sex outside of marriage is a sin. They also think marital sex with a condom or birth control are a sin. They also think sexual thoughts are a sin (unless it's a thought about the spouse, and for the purpose of procreation)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

This pope is considered slightly conservative compared to Francis because Francis would at least humor you and let you make an argument for why maybe women could be priests before telling you it'll never happen.

The new Marxist pope is completely against even having a discussion about women being equal.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jesus was some kind of proto-incel tbh. He advocates men plucking out their own eyes if they look at a woman the wrong way. He also thought divorce was one of the worst sins and divorce shouldn't exist for any reason.

All of this was canonized by the early Catholic church. I don't think any of this stuff made its way into Islam where divorce is allowed and Jesus is still a prophet. Which means it was put there and maintained by Christians.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

??

He was bangin Mary Magdalene

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

oh my god they were roommates?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Do 6 hail Marys and 9 penal subs and you're good.

Also Pope Leo XIV connection puts spotlight on Felt Estate

Felt Mansion is by Saugatuck which is well known as a kind of smalll town gay artsy summer place for the area, including a lot of Chicagoians. Serious it's a really cool vibe chill town.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's weird, my autocorrupt changed that to "gays". Must be a coincidence

Obligatory hexbear-pride

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

#JustPopeThings