this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

idk, looking at nature while making out sloppy style seems pretty good to me ngl

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Relatable. I've accepted I may never fall in love again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wish I could hang out there with Fenriz

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Go to kolbotn, he's easy to find

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

Jesus? Fucker! Wake up man! We need you! What you need a suit or cape or something? Get the heck up and start busting racist assholes! I would totally start with a little afganese testicle removal.... But in godly excruciating slow motion. With an old, dirty, dull wooden roof shingle. Maybe add ghost pepper to the shingle in lemon juice, vinegar and alcohol mix.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

To be honest, it's really hard to find somebody who is actually self-aware and empathetic. I mean, people talk the talk, but it seems like they're not affected by things. I really do enjoy solitude and I'm not a lonely person really. Like, I would like to experience a full human life, but that's not going to happen in this late stage techno feudal imperialism. What I'm saying is, the criteria for nonsense and bullshit is slowly becoming less tolerant on my end. Like, I would want somebody attractive, but I would choose the uglier person if they had a brain. I'm just keeping it real. Like in this world of billionaire nonsense where we're bounced around like ping pong balls living inside of containers of bullshit are you able to see what actual human animal existence is really .can you put the modern world on pause and be a human being? Our lives are meaningless bullshit and people that infuriate me the most are those that are optimistic. Yet, if you got to know me, you would realize that I'm incredibly optimistic. But like all things are affected by their environment. For I am a product of my environment. Because you know, there is no war but the class war.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not in a relationship, feeling is there anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine thinking enjoying solitude is edgy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s not the edgy part

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you're referring to "gut wrenching feeling", then that's still part of solitude as some people simply enjoy being alone to the point having someone around is a gut wrenching feeling

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can still be alone when you’re in a relationship

The edgy part is posting this and the notion of looking down on people in a relationship as if going outside by yourself isn’t something anyone can do

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

It's a shitpost my dude

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We've lost the plot if going outside is edgy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can go outside while being in a relationship

The edgy part is posting this instead of not caring

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My wife would just complain when we went camping but would also complain when i went alone for too many days

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like she was the problem not the camping

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also when you are in nature people just keep talking so you never actually get the full experience

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Again, sounds like a her problem

You can be in a relationship and go sit in the woods alone. It’s not a big deal

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

yo Fenriz my man, wake up, you're on Lemmy !

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Happily single is how I describe it. Still got my kids and they are grown. No one has to put up with me and I don't have to take shit from anyone in my personal life.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

jokes on you I have a gut wrenching feeling from being single

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same... pushing 31 and nada... fml

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Nah, your life is cool anyway

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