Gogurt male
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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Terry loves yogurt
Btw fun fact, if youre on that sigma male grindset, greek yoghurt is a really good food. Even better if you put nuts into it. Nice little treat full of micronutrients that you need. /hj
/hand job?
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Sigma on the go
micro-nut-rients am I right.
carnivore diets
sima/ligma male bullshit
alpha wolves!
Why are toxic male agendas appealing to the furry community?
Gilear Faeth?
The chosen one!
Wtf is a yogurt male
A newly released top tier male that you just might be (very rare, better than beluga male)
Apparently it's a manly man who does not receive negative man points for eating yogurt like a sissy. Non-yogurt males can only eat manly meats and must achieve constipation.
The alternative to the classic milk daddy
Is that the larger one from Prison Break?
No, that is guy with the flamethrower from legends of tomorrow.
No, that is the bad guy from Blade 3
That's actually Ali G, he works out now
Fernando approves.
I don't get the insinuation here.
Is it "Real males eat yogurt and don't care what emotional children think," or is it "Real men don't eat what could be considered jizz by emotional children?"
It's fucking satire LMAO
God, it's depressing how many people here don't get that it's painfully obvious satire.
From a group known to avoid soy and eating pussy because it's full of estrogen, which will make you effeminate, I wouldn't call this piece "painfully obvious"
No? The manosphere didn't create it afaik. Afaik it's satirizing the manosphere.
I've autism
Many years ago, SNL did a satire ad about a three bladed razor. It's 2025 and satire is as dead as alchemy
That's because it's not an insinuation. I think if you take off the bad vibes only lens it's pretty obvious that this is a sarcastic way of describing a type of man who is refined and contemplative, probably not quick to anger, cares about their health. And these are painted as desirable traits since this is a guide on how to attain them.
I think you could stand to try to make sense of nuanced irony a little better. You would at least be a little less agitated day to day.
Spoken like a true yogurt male, did you fall asleep to this video on repeat by any chance?
I may be contemplative but I'm not refined, I'm quick to anger, and I treat my body like shit. I'll never be him.
Omelette du Fromage.
I was being sarcastic, Professor Pedantic. Chill.
Good save
I figure it was real men eat old milk.
"You are a man of culture"
Gurt: Yo
New male, who dis?