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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't get the insinuation here.

Is it "Real males eat yogurt and don't care what emotional children think," or is it "Real men don't eat what could be considered jizz by emotional children?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's fucking satire LMAO

God, it's depressing how many people here don't get that it's painfully obvious satire.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

From a group known to avoid soy and eating pussy because it's full of estrogen, which will make you effeminate, I wouldn't call this piece "painfully obvious"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

No? The manosphere didn't create it afaik. Afaik it's satirizing the manosphere.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Many years ago, SNL did a satire ad about a three bladed razor. It's 2025 and satire is as dead as alchemy

https://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75atriple.phtml

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's because it's not an insinuation. I think if you take off the bad vibes only lens it's pretty obvious that this is a sarcastic way of describing a type of man who is refined and contemplative, probably not quick to anger, cares about their health. And these are painted as desirable traits since this is a guide on how to attain them.

I think you could stand to try to make sense of nuanced irony a little better. You would at least be a little less agitated day to day.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Spoken like a true yogurt male, did you fall asleep to this video on repeat by any chance?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

I may be contemplative but I'm not refined, I'm quick to anger, and I treat my body like shit. I'll never be him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Omelette du Fromage.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was being sarcastic, Professor Pedantic. Chill.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I figure it was real men eat old milk.