sure looks like "cool" is in different handwriting than "for the guy in the cybertruck"
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Trump onscreen.
I said my name was "the cool guy in the Cyber truck." Make sure you write that on the cup.
I've made it a thing whenever I'm with my parents to get food orders as "Cool McAwesome" or something similar because it's so shocking to them that they laugh.
respect I deserve
ahem respect is EARNED, not owed! Don’t be so entitled! 
is that right blinker and left blinker,... both on the right side of the Weel ?
Edit: Left side , see allready starts beeing confusing he just doesnt blink ..
the cybertruck is designed so that as many controls as possible require you to take your eyes entirely off the road to operate
it's probably to move the cursor on your computer screen instead of watching the road
It's the blinkers. They redesigned so many things in the Deplorean that worked absolutely fine for decades. Another one is that the gear you're in is controlled by buttons above the center console on a touch pad that only lights up while you're using it.
I like the olden ways (the lever thingy), it works fine, it's not confusing and you can control it easily without looking
I like how the direction you turn the wheel lines up with the direction you shift the stalk, it's intuitive.
They sell aftermarket stalks for Teslas lol
I don't go to the drive through $12 caffeinated milkshake place, but is that a green nipple on top like for a baby bottle?
It's a stirring stick/hole plug so you can stir your coffee and not worry about coffee shooting out the drinking hole
Metal spoon in the cafe that makes the drink? Nah we need a single use rod of plastic to make consumers feel like they’re getting a premium product. Fuck the environment
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They did the same shit with Trump during his first term, they'd get all pissy that he wasn't being respected enough. Also this person wrote this message themself.
I joked about it in my comment but it’s hilarious how they nag us about how respect is earned and not owed…but of course just for being one of The Normals^TM^ they feel entitled to extra respect. Like literally being given quasi-celebrity status just for being a white guy.
It definitely says "DIPSHIT" on the other side
"Don't spit in that cop's burger"
I'm going with 50 % chance the guy wrote it himself, 10 % chance he found another dork in the wild, 40 % chance there is a little bit of spit/piss in that cup
Before I was 99% in favour of "wrote it himself while crying onto his phone as he made sure to include the Trump speech in focus", 1% 
. Now for his sake I'm 99% a conga line of spit from the minimum wage employees.
Soy Right indeed. CHUDs are every negative stereotype about vegans.
How do you know if someone’s a Republican? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you!
My headcanon is the drink is mostly spit at the top
Cappuccino, but instead of steamed milk, it's steamed spit