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Hallo! pant wheeze (lemm.ee)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Even when Verspätung, Bruder muss still los

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh! Sänk yu, Jürgen!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I have one of those Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher. They're really useless.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I saw someone say that 90% of people in Germany use them as there primary means of transport.

I believe them because that's funny

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's probably the Pedalo (the thing with yellow wheels) that the dude is standing on. The long word with Eier in it is the egg thingy that he is holding

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh absolutely! :D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Here is the tutorial: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fd7uhYXCBqY

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Everyone needs an Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Wtf

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Those pedal things look so dangerous and fun. What is the plunger device?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Man, es ist harder and harder Lemmy posts zu read.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I can't tell if I'm learning German by osmosis or if I'm just adapting to some hybrid Deutschelish dialect from Lemmy that has no use in the real world

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The German English hybrid is called Dutch

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Still no use in the real world

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Why not both? It's even more fun when you can't tell what's good German and what's not!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

You had me in the first part ngl

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hat jetzt länger gedauert, als ich zugeben möchte, bis ich gerallt hab dass das Englisch mit deutschem Akzent und nicht Niederländisch ist.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gibt's da einen Unterschied?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kommt auf deinen Alkoholpegel an.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oder auf den des niederländischen Gegenübers.