the causation here seems wrong
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Modern games are weird and I don't like em. I like my lil arcadey games that are about being quick and getting high scores. Most of my gaming is trying to beat my score at wild guns or bear my times in f zero x. I play Mario Kart with my parents. They're games. Games are silly and fun and frivolous. I can beat super Mario bros in 5 minutes cause I like super Mario bros a lot not cause I'm trying to be a speed runner. I imposed a challenge on myself to beat it as fast as I can and every once in a while a take another crack at it. It's leisure time. I take watching TV and movies more seriously than vidya. I play through every non metroid castlevania every October and can crush those games. I have no time for a dsrksoul
being quick and getting high scores
Since QWOP it's all been all downhill for gaming.
Men of the world, put those video games down, suit up, and wine and dine the f*ck out of a beautiful woman!
Put down the wine, fucking is counter revolutionary
But have you read Marx to a Seaman?
I played monster hunter rise all day
Oh, what are you playing there? Marvel vs Capcom 2? Heh, well kid, let me tell you about a little thing called Marx vs Capitalism 2.
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Hah jokes on you. Imagine using a controller like a baby. I use the superior input device. The Donkey Kong Bongos
Just hit plat in league playing on a DDR dance pad.
playing Marvel Rivals on my translucent Gameboy Color
weird way to spell "DJ Hero Turntable"
put down the controller, and pick up the Wiimote
Kids today need the classics to grow up right, Twisted Metal, Croc, Mario 64 and Fatal Fury.
All g*mers should be forced into playing Shin Megami Tensei II with only one save file and permadeath before they're allowed to play anything else
Nah, the g*mers will be forced to play nice with each other at a tabletop.
True!