Sounds like a challenge to certify a seeing eye penguin.
this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2024
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So a dunk penguin walks into Loretta's cigar clamped in his beak and shouting for some God Damn fish....
Also on a side note I kind of feel personally attacked by this sign.
No fun
Every sign has a story
Loretta hates penguins!
Linux haters.
Hey. Not cool.
Just write "NO FUN."
Geez.
How are they even going to enforce the last two?
Maybe they're not rules, just letting you know what you expect so you aren't disappointed
preparing me for disappointment when I try to bring in my naked penguin
They've got a guy with a big net.
Give them a penguin smoking while holding a can of beer, saying the nastiest words.
Is the penguin nude in this scenario?
If you pay extra 😏
The penguin is wearing nature's tuxedo
No that's over the line.
It bothers me that the "NO"s are all different sizes
NO N0 ΝΟ ИО
This sign was made iteratively and they didn't know about format copying in ms word.
It almost seems like they randomly and interchangeably used the letter "O" and the number "0"... What a weird sign.
it drives me crazy
Ahhhhhhhh