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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (9 children)

The Simpsons told me what an aglet is years ago.

The question is, do you know what this is?

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

An awl? Am I missing something?

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Skuwka in Polish.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I only know the name in Spanish 😔

[–] Cano@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

PUNTALE

I didn't watch the english dub when i was little :(

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They're clearly words. Letters if you want to be more specific.

That's a pretty cool unrelated picture of aglets, though. Totally random lol

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 86 points 1 month ago

Shoelace foreskins.

[–] ThunderLegend@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

look nobody in my house was rich enough to afford jackets with those things

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

Those are thingamabobs/whatsits. 🤓

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

5% increased movement speed

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[–] Alfaspyke@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Flugelbinder of course. Everyone who were alive in the 80s know this

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[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

Solid matter.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 1 month ago
[–] mtchristo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

I thought everyone called them shoelace condoms.

[–] ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...and then forget it later

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Their true purpose is sinister.

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 87 points 1 month ago (6 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)
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[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Korrekt ist Nadel. Wenn sie aus Metall ist, kann man auch Pinke dazu sagen.

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[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those are the ends of what are called shoelaces, friend.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Damn, I was joking and now I'm at -1. Should've added the /s I guess.

More seriously, aren't those called aglets? Always forget the name when I want to remember it.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

English in English

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[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 97 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know this because of phineas and ferb

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Justice League Unlimited, animated series from the mid aughts, for me. The Question played by Jeffrey Combs was amazing!

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

Friendship: POSSIBLE

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