Aglets & I got to know this from Phineas & Ferb
this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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Lace nipples
Yet another example of the US being under the thumb of big agletculture.
I don't remember, but I know for a fact that cats are their natural predators
That's easy: they are the Tube nipples of the tube titties
Is it worth noting that I only know this because of the spoof horror movie Repossessed?
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I don't know the name but I can tell you how sad they make me when they break and tear off and you have to use a lighter on the now extremely frayed end(s) of your shoelace for just a few seconds, and then pinch off the flame just lightly burning your fingies while molding the shoelace end into a cohesive black carcinogen.
Source: I am cheap
Aglets. Now you know.
Ah, but once you know of the aglets, do you know what you put the aglets through? Maybe you should be friends with people who don't know aglets but do know the word for the holes
Ooiiieee not my eyelet holes.
I'm the only one that can have eyeholes
Whack
It's worth the risk. They melt in your mouth! They're delicious!
I used to know what those were, but then I got zapped by a laser
Aglet gang, rise up
Ferrule
"The plastic tips at the end of shoe laces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister."
Thingamabobs
Shoelaces
I called them string snibbets when I was little
food. given how much i chew on them
Are you a cat? Who chews on their shoelaces?
Herrete
Flooglebinder!
Looks like Sandstorm by Darude
Okay I'll bite,
The rude who?
Schlammer Jammers
Aka if you don't watch phineas and ferb, you're not my friend
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