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Ew, ew, just ew
get ready communion burgers and diet coke
CW: Blasphemy
the only blasphemy here is that they haven't been deep fat fried yet for that true americana taste
kind of like this
Also Panis communio per orationem eucharisticam nondum sanctificata est. yet.
It's disrespectful, but communion wafers are just pretty shitty crackers until they have gone through transubstantiation, afaik.
The new Popemobile will be a Monster Truck.
with a can of monster painted on the side! I can hear all the protestants pulling their hair out calling that advertizing of america's number 1 energy drink as satanic brainwashing already!
American protestants often make me glad I was raised Catholic.
Gross Hosts
thats kraut speak for saying "great hosts" I agree 
that food looks horrible
I'll have you know you committed a grade 5 level heresy. if you don't eat your cheese crusted christ crackers, say five hail marys, then waterboard yourself with mountain dew baja blast santified blood of christ drink, you're gonna get excommunicated and disallowed from going to the great taco bell in the sky
I'm dumb as hell and thought those were marshmallows at first. Not sure if that is better or worse
... worse i'd say. I'm not big on mixing the sphere of sweet flavors with the sphere of savory flavors
Depends. But marshmallows and cheese sound awful
It does, but I wonder if it would work out to be something like cheesecake. Depends on the cheese.
Maybe those cute tiny marshmallows on top of a cheesecake would be good...
foul
And now with 'Murican Pope we can look forward to Doritos Locos communion wafers! Maybe wash it down with some of the Mountain Dew Baja Blast of Christ 
these were actually invented by st. nacho in the late first century
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignatius_of_Antioch
Spanish: Ignacio
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nacho_(given_name)
Nacho is the common short form of the Spanish name Ignacio.
AYO NACHO LIBRE!
Protestants BTFO Nachos are papist snackies!
this st. nacho was before anything that could be considered a proper papacy had been established. pre-schism. the most famous other st. nacho founded the jesuits in the 16th century, of course, but nachos were already present in moscow around the same time.
Nachos are a duginist plot to reunite the catholic and orthodox curches into a super mega ultra church that'll go around eating all of the little churches before plunging all of europe into a wormhole that goes straight to hell
The body of Christ, the hyperlipidemic blood of Christ
Stop
Cheesus Christ!
