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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

In there somewhere is our potatoes

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

This looks like perfection!!! HELL YES!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hope you've got long tongs

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Hahaha. Yeah. We professionals.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The question is, to eat cheese before going to bed, or to not eat cheese?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Always eat the cheese. This is the way

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Me everyday when I open the fridge in the evening and stare at the cheese

I say go for it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Eat double cheese with extra cheese on top

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

πŸ›οΈ πŸ’€

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

That damper was unreal. I've never done it in foil and straight into the fire. I've done it heaps of times in the camp oven and in oranges.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Going to spend the night playing Splatoon 3 or something else depending on my mood.

All fed and keeping warm now.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The drumkit has many, many boxes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She's given up the throne for a box?!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

She's in box heaven right now lol. All new places to hide and randomly attack my leg when I walk past haha

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wooo brewery all sorted and bagged out with dust sheets for the back wall repoint...looks like a fuggen murder dungeon now.

We both have very black senses of humour so i'll keep the running commentary to the family

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Excellent!

I barter with a friend for his brew. I cook food. He pays with beer. I rate his beer. His name is Beer Dave.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Soon we shall have basement brewery with a section for my maceration and distilling and also a pickle shelf. For pickles.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Shit! The farts in your house will be eye watering.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

this sounds like an excellent trading relationship πŸ‘

btw, i think murder dungeons, the good ones, are tiled.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Gonna make a stir fry and settle in for footy. Tonight’s good

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

There is a sound that no matter where I am or what I'm doing in the house I recognise it in a millisecond:

The cat hocking up a hairball.

Also it feels like 8pm and it's only 6...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Bill is a silent chucker in the night.

And is why I always put the light if I get up to go to the loo.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Atleast you get a warning. My dog coughs once and then out it comes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

I'm home from work early as my voice deserted me. Mr Woof is thrilled.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Ugh. Dark circles. I’m wondering if it’s worth trying to buy a concealer or something.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

If someone comments on my bags I tell them theyre Louis Vitton. They don't need to know.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Miss Seagoon is a make up artist.

she says to just use an extra layer of foundation on circles and spots

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

lol I don’t have any foundation

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

As someone with very prominent genetic dark circles that never really covers them up because they look ashy with concealer and I'm too lazy to colour correct:

  • what is the point of concealing them? I think the circles kind of make me look sick, but if people are offended by that, that's their problem. I simply don't have enough spoons most of the time.
  • is a free smoky eye (you can turn it into a smoky eye somehow apparently)
  • could be a good idea to determine if they're genetic or something else like a vitamin deficiency. Unfortunately genetic ones you can't really get rid of or so I've heard?
  • get a concealer that matches your skin tone as lighter ones, which are commonly used in the beauty community, can look a bit unnatural
  • colour correct with a salmon, peach, or red colour corrector depending on the colour of your circles. Vary the lightness (I know this is the wrong art word) of the colour according to your skin tone.
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah I might just leave them

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Embrace the dark circles

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

In my experience it makes them worse. But then I have no idea how to make up.

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