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[CW: Transphobia] YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR PAPALCY (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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"LOOK UPON THE FACE OF YOUR NEW POPE. HIS HAPLOTYPE IS IRRELEVANT. HIS PERUVIAN HERITAGE ASIDE, LOOK INTO THE EYES OF A CHICAGO SPORTS FAN AND KNOW THAT HE HAS SUFFERED LIFETIMES OF ANGUISH. THE FAILURES OF THE HAM SANDWICH RACE PALE IN COMPARISON TO THE 'DOUBLE DOINK', THE BULLS AFTER THE YEAR 2000, AND THE UNSPEAKABLE TRAUMA OF BEING A CUBS FAN. KNOW THAT I DO NOT SPARE HIM THE JUSTIFIED TRUTH ABOUT HIS GENETICS OUT OF CONCERN, BUT MERELY RESTRAINT; THERE IS NO ADDITIONAL MISERY I NEED TO PLACE UPON A CHICAGO FAN, IT WOULD MAKE ME SEEM WEAK AND OPPORTUNISTIC... LIKE YOU, HAM SANDWICH."

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They literally saw this meme and thought it was legit:

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

What's that ghost rider ass skull for a male

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago

I studied at the disney pixar school of phrenology

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Telling the pope he will never be a real man to own the libs.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

Skull Check only

Somebody inform Shaun.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

When the pope is clocky :/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

LOL, MAGA via the Kremlin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Amazing

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah sure, chuds in amerikkka never hated LGBT people before this

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Do archeologists ever use skulls for gender identification in digs? I suspect it's incredibly unreliable to use as a means of identification due to overlapping variations.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You can, but it's not an exact science. Any responsible anthropologist calls it a sex estimate because it's not a sure thing. Broadly speaking biologically male skeletons tend to be more robust than biologically female skeletons but there are plenty of exceptions to this "rule".

Edit: ideally you'd also be using other methods for sex estimation and comparing all your results. It's still just an estimate if course because there's plenty of room for interpretation of skeletal remains. Plus obviously biological sex ≠ gender but that should go without saying

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Afaik they use pelvis, though other bones are also used when pelvis is unavailable, this is way less reliable though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Size itself seems particularly unreliable. Men can be small and women can be large just based on nutrition alone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Fun fact, when they exhumed general Pulaski remains, they determied he was a trans man.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

With the pelvis it's not only size but the shape as well, especially for individuals who have given birth. The pelvis is a more reliable source for sex estimation than the skull, though it is still an educated guess. I would be very suspicious of anyone claiming to be able to determine the sex of any skeletal remains with any degree of certainty

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

talkin' out my dude ass doo doo ass here but I feel like they probably use literally whatever clues they have available including skull size and shape but probably within the context of as many other things as possible

like I think they kinda just do what they can when they have like half of a skull and a middle finger and they gotta figure that shit out

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Conclave reference???

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

if they accidentally made me the trans pope i would excommunicate every single us amerikkkan catholic and dispatch the swiss guard to kill them for heresy tbh

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Skull Check only

No more half measures

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago

measurehead

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I thought up two derangement syndromes today: there's Rachel Zegler Derangement Syndrome and there's also Everyone I Don't Like Is Secretly Trans Derangement Syndrome. Psychologists of hexbear note, these two often take up space in the average reactionary's head.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

Can't even have a good, faithful Catholic church anymore

because of woke 😤😤😤😤

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait until they find out he has Creole heritage.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Quick, we gotta figure out his blood quantum!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

people on tic tok are already going through his family census records lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Believe it or not, this is why cracker support quantum physics now

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish I could eyeball measurements this bad. Science would be so easy

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

I wish I could

Believe in yourself 🤗

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you measurehead