Microblog Memes

Growing up when people asked what I wanted to be I always said millionaire. No specific job, just money.

Turns out I fucking hate money and just wanted to live without having to worry about it. I am happy once my very simple needs are met. At this point all I want a farm to sustain myself and give away any excess and a machine shop where I would happily work on barter. I know what I need, I know what I can produce. There's a massive gap in there by being forced into soul draining 8-5 x5 working.

Well I'll one-up the one who tweeted this.

I want everyone to have something that's higher than what a living wage would be. I want strong worker's unions that people are added to by default when they join the workforce of a business. I want the profit that a business makes to be divided equally among all the workers....with owner-operated businesses being the exception to that rule, but only if the operating owner only owns the one business they're operating

I want the necessity of charity to be a thing of the past, I want every american citizen to be able to own a house with a yard in a town that's designed well and I want policiticans to be afraid of pissing off their constituents. I want communities to be tight-knit and friendly with each other.

I just want enough to be able to ensure I have a home, food, and healthcare. I’m basically hoarding money for an old age without socialism

I want Fuck You Money not Fuck Everyone Money

The planet Money exists between Venus and Uranus, and has an orbit that varies depending on the price of bread. It cannot be obliterated.

I think this stems from a misunderstanding of how much money a billion dollars is