Where is P. Barnes when you really need him?
this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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"I had a bad toothache"... "I just laughed"
Translation: you walked in, said something stupid, had someone look at you like you were stupid, felt stupid, then did what the clerk said to do so you wouldn't look more stupid.
And also they're not going to the dentist for similar stupid reasons and will probably get a bone infection in their face.
So many of these things have the vibe of thinking about comebacks the next morning in the shower.
"The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"
How would someone file with a court off the record?
Rookie mistake, you’re supposed to ask to file it with a red ink signature at 45°.
Isn't it too cold ?
That’s why the Moorish SovCits wear fezzes.
Rookie mistake, you’re supposed to ask to file it with a red ink signature at 45°
So do you mean at an angle, degrees longitude, latitude, Fahrenheit, Celsius, Kelvin....?
~taking notes~
Yes
Edit: you forgot "of freedom" the most important of degrees