That deserves a single tear running down the cheek slow clap. You win father of the year in my book!
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I tried using it against my Dad like the rookie I am:
be glad, he saved you from a lifetime of fatherly regret.
Nice recovery
isn't the last line 6 syllables? "Ruins" is two.
Where I'm from, we just pronounced it one syllable
Depends on the accent really
But you could also say that word ruins his Haiku
It's a Sokka haiku!
A Sokku if you will.
Depends on dialect. Many people pronounce ruins similar to 'runes'.
What are we looking at here?
runes
LMAO im a silly goose
They're wrong, but it happens.
I love haikus
Just finished rereading David Brin's Uplift series. The uplifted dolphins in those books often speak in haikus.
Haikus Are Easy.
But Sometimes They Don’t Make Sense.
Refrigerator.
Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave
I mean, we're looking
Down on Wayne's basement, only
That's not Wayne's basement
Yes these are bruises from fighting. I am enlightened.
So is your dad excited to be a grandfather?