Dad Jokes

17836 readers

237 users here now

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

854

Gesundheit (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

22 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I love haikus

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Just finished rereading David Brin's Uplift series. The uplifted dolphins in those books often speak in haikus.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Haikus Are Easy.
But Sometimes They Don’t Make Sense.
Refrigerator.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Worker bees can leave

Even drones can fly away

The queen is their slave

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I mean, we're looking
Down on Wayne's basement, only
That's not Wayne's basement

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes these are bruises from fighting. I am enlightened.