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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I heard math use was pretty common in Arkansas! Wait. That can't be right

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I always assumed that Pi day was a holiday created by people who like to eat pie.

Maybe that's an opinion only held by people who get pie.

Pumpkin pie this year.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

PUMPKIN PIE IS NOT A SPRING PIE YOU FOOL!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

But it's my favorite, so I asked for it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Personally, I only celebrate Tau day

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

On January 61st?

Edit: oh wait that’s Phi; June 28th works

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

But how are you going to know whether it's never, once or 10,000 times without math?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is how addiction starts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

~~Addiction~~ Addition

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Fuzzy logic. Not true, not false, only maybe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Well honestly I can't wait for

April 11th, 2024

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

For those on the Eastern Coast, happy Pi Time

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Oh look, a Big Math bootlicker.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Math, it is coming back to haunt you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Math stonk must go up ↗️

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Like the time I got conned into buying imaginary numbers

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sucker. I only pay money for real numbers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Scam, you can’t buy √2 apples. I only buy locally-sourced, organic natural numbers.