this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I dunno. Let it fester as a territory for a while. Maybe Nunavut has languished long enough. Time to elevate the places we already have.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Don't threaten us with a good time.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This joke gets funnier every time someone makes it

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 days ago

Alright you sons of bitches, I’m in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

No thanks..

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Edging just got less sexy.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

should be on tv while holding a check, like when Lorne Michaels made an offer to The Beatles

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who wants us?! Lmao. We are like the ugly chick with a nice ass and rich parents. Sure, some things are good, but not worth the attitude and no makeup versions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (4 children)

US firearm enthusiasts would be the biggest problem.

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 days ago (10 children)

I would settle for just the Province of California.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Not without Washington, you won't. Cascadia Now!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Northeastern South Canada too!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm surprised they haven't done this already.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Captain Kirk setting these Nazis straight.

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