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US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

Please save us from neoliberalism.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

No thanks, I don’t want Canadians who think they are American in my country

I certainly don’t want more of them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fully agree, where to start?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

first assasinate donald and vance

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

yup, a flag with an American eagle shape cutout inside a Maple leave is much easier.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Shatner pulls a "no u" after everyone already made that joke for weeks already.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

I don't know why people still pay attention to him

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

To boldly go where everyone else has been before.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's old, it takes him a minute to catch up

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

He actually, started, the joke, before, everyone else, but, with all, the pauses, it took, longer, to finish, it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, Fox News was touting a whole 12% of Alberta wanted to join the USA.

Imagine their shock when many times that percentage of americans want the USA to join Canada.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They usually add states in pairs to balance the parties etc, so will Puerto Rico have to join also? Both of those places will most likely vote liberal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Puerto Rico leans conservative by a slight margin. Dems don't want them as a result and Republicans don't want them because they're brown.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think Puerto Rico voted 75% or something for Harris. They don't lean conservative.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Canadian conservatives are not the same as American ones. The Democrats are to the right of our conservatives

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

Sure, US Democrats would be considered a right-leaning party most anywhere else in the globe, but what does Canada have to do with that?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They don't lean MAGA, because Trump is specifically racist against them. Their internal political parties tell a much different story.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mmmm... How about something else that doesn't allow Americans to vote? Because 11th province would just mean Canada becomes America under a different name.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Not true, it would give us some election reform which allocates representatives based on the Representation Formula found in subsection 51(1) of the Constitution Act, 1867.

No more 2 senators from California having the same as 2 from North Dakota!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

We wouldn't want to violate the prime directive though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I saw the photo of old bill, the name and my mind jumped to "has died". Then I continued to the colony part and that made my day. Live long and prosper Bill!

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