this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

They want people who like to be abused.

They don't want people with self-respect.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

In principle they shouldn't be allowed to ask that. if they seem to be giving too much weight to that they are just being lazy on trying to evaluate you and they will likely be bad employers who believe that taking time off for yourself is a red flag

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Big if true

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

This question should be illegal to ask.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)

No I can't. I signed an NDA.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

On snap... It could work if you are a good bullshit artist

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This can also help you filter the lunatics from the normal workplaces. In an interview, I once explained that I couldn’t discuss specifics of my client work because of confidentiality and NDAs, and they kept pushing. It wasn’t even the same industry! There was no obvious competitive advantage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Maybe they wanted to be ver very sure you weren’t covering a not-working period /s

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

The NDA: Dear me, I promise to talk about the fun times only with my friends and not with potential employers. Signed, me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I tried to get the US-Citizenship. But then came the Macarena…

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

If i have to explain the gap (which clearly means I was not employed), it means you are incompetent, you fail my interview, I don't work with incompetent bosses.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I spent some time in a mountain cave replica in a Nepalese themed restaurant, diligently honing my programming skills without the noise of the outside world. No internet, no mains, no toilet. Just me, my laptop, an angry manager who called the police and 60 charged replacement batteries that fell off a truck.

There I created the art of meditative programming where I learned to program not just my machine, but myself. As a result of this resume gap I am now able to function as a 13.6% more productive employee and have finally met the benchmark of 1.0x engineer. At my former employer I delivered a project which brought them in revenue totaling at least $12, giving me priceless experience because of this training.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

<chef’s kiss>

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

My resume has a bigger gap than goatse

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