this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

One day we will be free. In this life or the next... we will be free.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, assuming the OP lives in the US, there is still the federal ban..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Well, doesn't sound like he is crossing state lines with it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Eh, it doesn't matter here. SCOTUS decided that the federal government has the right to regulate weed, even within state borders (Gonzales V Raich)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

They need to make their way into the immigrant population, and people who are working against their agenda publicly, before they use weed to to disappear multi-generational citizens.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

It's still illegal, you just aren't super likely to get caught without the assistance of your state government.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Dont feel too bad about it oop...weed wasnt gonna bring you any good anyway

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Most of the psychoses that happen during drug use are because of its illegal status.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

The first time I ever got high, I started thinking about how I was always told weed makes you paranoid and being like "yeah, I am paranoid... About being caught smoking weed."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The day it got legalized in Canada, all of a sudden 95% of the paranoia I could get from weed magically disappeared.

The remaining 5% was the "I'm relatively sure that, in spite of this never happening, I am going to die of a heart attack today because I smoked a strong sativa**")

*Maybe it actually has happened, idk.
*inb4 "Actually pretty much all weed these days is hybridized to the point that sativa and indica aren't really useful categories that you can map onto acute effects". I know, I really just mean the racier stuff that is commonly, if problematically, called sativa.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Anon shouldn't smoke those high THC variants. Get something with a better CBD content.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Newbies need to aim for a 2:1 CBD to THC ratio if doing edibles.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Real story: I have to go to work in the next country, in a festival where friends go also but to enjoy it. i made very clear that no drugs, no anything was to be in my car since there's a border crossing and I can't get involved in that shit since I am expected to work the day after.

It's my car, my job,.. My rules yeah. Also that festival was pretty famous for being the open-air supermarket for everything smokable, sniffable, suckable whatever.

And of course one dude has "quite nothing really, only 2 grams hashish and a half acid". Fuck you dude I said "nothing" not "quite nothing" ffs - so the guy said, "it's okay, I'll put it in my mouth and swallow if we get stopped".

Comes the border crossing, I triple-check him. It's in his mouth all right. And I make him so nervous he swallows when we cross (without being stopped).

He slept the entire remaining 700km, then was angry with me because it was late when we arrived and it was gonna be a chore for him to find stuff right away instead of having time tomorrow because I made him swallow.

He went his way that day, and probably got back by bus. I guess.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

#JustJuggaloThings

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago

It's illegal where I live. I have personally incinerated several hauls just to protect the kids.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

The sewer creatures are having the most surreal tunnel experience since Space Mountain.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like that was some good shit.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago

Average Washingtonian Stoner